Your words called. They need a roast.
Paste a resume, LinkedIn post, or dating bio. Get a savage-but-funny AI roast in seconds—then unlock a rewrite that actually fixes it.
Free roast. One click. No card required.
Live diagnosis
“Results-driven professional” has entered witness protection.
The founder promise
Funny enough to share. Useful enough to sting.
Roast the copy, not the person
Bold by design, with a line between sharp comedy and cheap cruelty.
The laugh comes first
See the free roast before deciding whether the serious rewrite is worth it.
From cringe to credible
Four moves. One bruised cliché.
My Business turns the awkward thing you wrote into a joke, a shareable moment, and—if you want it—a better version.
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Drop in the text
Paste a resume, LinkedIn post, cover letter, dating profile, or bio. No setup ritual and no prompt engineering.
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Get roasted instantly
AI finds the clichés, awkward flexes, and empty buzzwords, then lands the joke without turning cruel.
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Share the damage
Your roast is formatted for a screenshot, so the punchline travels cleanly to group chats and social feeds.
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Fix it for real
When the laughing stops, unlock a polished rewrite that keeps your voice and removes what held it back.
Pay after the punchline
The roast is free. Redemption is optional.
No subscription required. Laugh first, then buy only the rewrite you want.
The Roast
$0
For anyone brave enough to paste.
- One instant AI roast
- Share-ready result
- Resume, post, letter, or bio
The Rewrite
A credible, polished version that keeps your voice and loses the red flags.
$9 / rewrite
Before you volunteer as tribute
Questions with their defenses down
Ten seconds to the truth
Paste the thing you keep rewriting.
Get the joke for free. Share it if it lands. Fix it when your ego is ready.
Roast my writing